have you ever read a fic and your favorite character said something SO OOC THAT U LITERALLY HAD TO PAUSE AND TAKE A MOMENT
Note to self, never watch Mean Girls and Lotr in the same day.
i love that barrowman’s response also distances him from the contestant
"hahahaha women do laundry right john? you with me, john?"
"don’t lump me in with you, you fucking martian”
chocolate-covered cheesecake on a stick
i just made an elongated choking sound
i would deepthroat like 4 of these at one time.
i would eat it normally yall weird as fuck
Friends don’t let friends scratch their helmets
HE FUCKIIN SAVED HIM FROM BREAKIN HIS NECK
his teeth fucking shined
Woo Woo keeps walking around the house whispering “I know.” But he won’t tell us what he knows…
at what point in a mutual followship am i allowed to address you by name and reply to all your posts and consider you one of my friends and stuff
"I only take the best."
apparently the key to happiness is to have a long and shitty winter
and if you can’t have that, surround yourself with deadly wildlife
or maybe these countries have free or reasonably priced health care, good education and costs nothing or very little, marriage equality(not all do however on the list but they at least aren’t extremely homophobic either), decent minimum wages, stable economies, low crime rates and so forth and also deadly wildlife because we protect our environment
I did it. I found the ultimate tumblr bookstore.
why was green eggs and ham banned??
THAT is a really good question
it was banned in china from 65-91 for its portrayal of early marxism
Augh, it’s 3 weeks until rough drafts are due for The Hobbit Big Bang and I am definitely not anywhere near the word minimum. I want to get this done so I can work on the sequel and other things for April’s Camp NaNoWriMo. Guess I’m taking over the office tonight once Sorin goes to bed.
white people are so bad at middle names find me a white girl with a middle name that isn’t rose or marie oh wait you fuckin can’t
[YOU HAVE BEEN GRACED WITH POWER OF CREATION IN THIS WORLD OF FANTASY AND MAGIC, BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS. WHAT WILL YOUR CHARACTER BE?]
Human Male, Warrior
[ARE YOU SERIOUS?]
[YOU BORING PIECE OF SHIT]